Dilbert's "Unified Theory of Everything Financial"

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Quietly hidden in Adams’ groundbreaking work is a financial formula so simple it rivals Einstein’s E=mc2. In its original form Adams’ formula was apparently so heretical and so explosive that no major house would touch it when he proposed publishing it as a one-page book. After initial rejections, he announced sadly that "if God materialized on earth and wrote the secret of the universe on one page, he wouldn’t be able to find a publisher" either.
Fortunately for America’s 95 million investors, Adams’ secret nine-point formula was finally revealed in "Dilbert and the Way of the Weasels." Notice its simple brilliance in the exact reproduction of his formula:

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Created by Josh Petersen on Nov 16, 2006.
 

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Robert Shiels
Windsor

but what is an IRA - or a 401K — 1 year ago

Some of this doesn’t translate well for the UK.

We don’t “need” health insurance, it’s an optional extra.

Seriously, what is an IRA?